Today I was going to make a nice Tuna sandwich, and I realized, my tuna cans don’t say dolphin safe! I’ve been eating dolphins all my life? Then I turned the can over and saw the “dolphin safe seal”. Whoa, what a relief. So does tuna-fish ever actually have dolphin in it? The answer fortunately is no. All that “dolphin safe” means is that no dolphins are killed in the process of catching the Tuna thats in a can in your pantry. Now you know, you’ve probably never consumed dolphin, ever.